Victory is ours! For those of us “cellar dwellers” (people who work in the basement of Ball) who have an addiction to chilled caffeinated beverages, B.J. Jayne, the new Ball Hall Campaign Coordinator, presents to you our easily accessible caffeination station. Located between the men’s and women’s rooms, the machine is prepared to offer you deliciously chilled beverages in exchange for various forms of currency. They don’t have that anywhere else. (Well, actually, they do. But they don’t have our exact machine because clearly, that’s a violation of every known law of physics. Plus, we have B.J. Jayne, the new Ball Hall Campaign Coordinator. In case you can’t tell, I’m trying to introduce you to B.J. Jayne, the new Ball Hall Campaign Coordinator.)
– Pete
